Joe Cottonwood



Selected Works

Books for children
Quake!
"Cottonwood presents a terrifying geological phenomenon in accessible you-are-there terms." —Publishers Weekly
Babcock
Babcock, for reasons he can't explain, wants to be friends with a girl who is his complete opposite, as different as black and white.
Danny Ain't
If it is possible to have a cult book for young readers, this may be it. Based on the mail I receive, Danny hits certain boys in a big, big way.
The Adventures of Boone Barnaby
"A book that is resplendent with humor, irony, thoughtful introspection, and well-paced plotting." —School Library Journal
Books for grown-ups
Clear Heart
A novel about carpenters and craft. And, I suppose, about love, comedy, and crucifixion...
Famous Potatoes
"An engaging picaresque novel of a young man on the run. A warm, well-told story of a likable character with a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time." —Publisher's Weekly
Short stories
Since no commercial publisher in a right mind will put out a book of short stories, I'm making mine available as PDF files that you can download to view on your screen or print out so you ...
Songs
Some songs I've written
Mostly I write fiction, but all my life I've been a songwriter, too.


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Clear Heart


It's a book! It's a podcast!
 

Clear Heart:

The words that keep coming as feedback from listeners are "humor, joyful, down-to-earth, warm, heart-healing, humane." I thought I was more serious than that, but I'm usually the last person to understand what I've written. Apparently, Clear Heart is a down-to-earth, heart-warming story about getting nailed. Or something like that.

Anyway, it's a story of carpenters and craft, love and friendship and comedy. It's about working hard for people who don't seem to work at all. It's about taking pride in what you do, putting your hands and your body at risk to make something worth keeping. It's about loving a good tool - loving it beyond reason, beyond caution and good sense. It's about growing up - whether you're 18 years old, or 55. One word of warning: It's about rough characters who use rough language.

Wally and Juke are building a mansion for a dot-com multimillionaire in the Silicon Valley of California. As the dot-com's stock keeps rising, the size of the house - and the owner's ego - keep growing. Wally and Juke may be into something that's over their heads. When little guys work for bigshots, who gets nailed?

Wally meets Opal, a newspaper photographer with puppy eyes who catches him at a painfully embarrassing moment. Juke meets Lenora, otherwise known as Lenora from Gomorrah. When carpenters meet women who won't be treated like boards, who gets nailed?

Wally hires a couple of teenage apprentices for the summer. One is Abe, a preppie on his way to Princeton. The other is FrogGirl, a dropout runaway who believes "Cute people suck." Can opposites attract? Can they even get along?

From bungling to burglary, from demolishing concrete to racing beltsanders, from love of tools to falling in love, a colorful crew of characters come up against Wally's Laws of Construction - or are they laws of life? Each house, it seems, is a miracle.


Order the book:



Some people have asked for signed copies. Happy to oblige. Send a check for $23 ($15 for the book, $8 for packing and postage) to

Joe Cottonwood
PO Box 249
La Honda, CA 94020

Yes, it's low-tech, but it works. Make the check out to Joe Cottonwood. Sorry, I can't figure out how to process PayPal or credit cards. I mean, I'm just a writer, you know. Checks. Or cash.

Read a sample from Clear Heart:


Hear an interview:


Hear an interview of Joe Cottonwood. Joe explains why he made a podcast and how he dealt with special problems - such as finding a quiet spot in a town that is a motorcycle hangout. John Nemerovski of MyMac.com conducts the interview.

Learn about the podcast:



Subscribe to the podcast:


Subscribe to the podcast here

It's free! (Note: this is an RSS feed.  If you don't know what an RSS feed is - and no, I don't understand it either - you can subscribe through iTunes.)

Get it from iTunes:


Even on iTunes, it's still free!

Go the the iTunes Store. Then in the iTunes Store's Search Window enter "Joe Cottonwood."

The search results will show Clear Heart and a "subscribe" button.Click the "subscribe" button, and the first episode will download to your computer.

Go to the blog:


This link will take you to a blog where you can join a discussion about Clear Heart.

This other link will take you to a different blog, which is my general-purpose anything-goes blog.

For the podcast-impaired:


If you want to hear the audiobook of Clear Heart but you don't have an iPod or you hate all that high-tech gadgetry, I will send you a set of good old-fashioned CDs.  The­n you can listen from your car, your home stereo, your boombox...  As a bonus, the CDs have even better sound quality than the podcast.

If you want the set of 16 CDs, send an e-mail to joecot@coastside.net.  I'll have to charge 50 bucks plus the cost of mailing. Or you can plead a hardship case. I'm a soft touch. We can work it out.